Boardwalk Badness 2011

I have just gotten back from the Boardwalk Badness Weekend party hosted by Mike T, Mike S, Miranda, and Jules. This was, hands down, one of the best events I have attended. Today I am experiencing a sense of quiet and internal examination that I go through after having been thoroughly spanked.

Initially it was very difficult for me to leave my work behind and spent the first part of the first day texting my coworkers asking how things were going. Luckily they realized I was trying to be a control freak and stopped answering my texts demanding that I enjoy my vacation and stop obsessing. Some people get to know me too well.

Adelina and I made the trek across the great state of Pennsylvania together. We had an 8 hour drive ahead of us and decided to split I up into two days of travel as we were on vacation and truly wanted to be able to enjoy it. It was a good thing we did because we ran into some unexpected hurdles along the way. However, together we were able to overcome them and arrive in Atlantic City Thursday evening.

Thursday evening we met up with RG and Sarah_Thorne and got settled in the room they were kind enough to share with us. There was a very nice registration and meet and great in one of the restaurants of the hotel. I was able to connect with many of the people I already knew and was introduced to a few new faces. Now, I’m a super shy person so eventually I made my way into the corner of one of the booths and sat their people watching until I became over whelmed by the crowd and snuck off to the room for the remainder of the night.

Friday was a fairly laid back day as well. There were no festivities planned until later in the evening so a group of us headed off to stroll on the board walk. It was absolutely beautiful and fun.

Let’s see...some of the more memorable interactions of the weekend.

Friday night:

Having to get rather insistent with “Mel Brooks” that he stop hitting my legs.

I started out playing the ice breaker game. Then abandoned the effort when the first person came over and asked Adelina what her sign was and they were the same. I made an attempt at moving away so he wouldn’t ask me because mine was different but the attempted failed and I was spanked for my efforts.

Getting introduced to Professor Hardgrove’s lovely paddles. I should have gone back for seconds but got side tracked with other things.

Buying the evil whippy little cane and then having it used on me by no less than three Tops who “just wanted to try it out.” In addition, getting suckered into buying an equally evil fly swatter and having a similar experience with that implement as well. BTW, JP, you make absolutely lovely implements.

Informing Publikk that the Jokari was his for the weekend and seeing his eyes light up like a kid at Christmas when I went and got it and presented it to him to control for 3 whole days.

Saturday:

Beginning my day with taunting Publikk and Kat regarding their lack of bagels and my having enjoyed the tasty pastry. Then later that evening, being totally thrown under the bus by my very own roommates, having Publikk show up, being held down by RG, and paddled with the Jokari for said taunting of the bagels.

Participating in the reformatory role play, being totally ignored by all the Tops who rushed on stage, deciding to try and “sneak” off stage, being stopped by the guard, having my pig tail grabbed by Miss Chris, and then enjoying a wonderful spanking at the hands of Miss Chris.

Going for a walk by myself on the beach. Coming across a horseshoe crab, daring myself to touch it but chickening out. Then further down the beach coming across the carcass of some sort of fish and taking pictures of it because that’s the circle of life.

Performing in the talent show. The reaction of the audience when I pulled out my giant sword (no, that’s not a metaphor) and then their second reaction when I balanced it on my head. That was such an awesome experience even if that damn thing fell off half way through the performance.

Finally getting to play with the best flogger in the universe. He’s not too bad with other implements either. That belt was super yummy. However, the flogger felt just like getting a super awesome massage. I was definitely in heaven.

Grabbing Big Wood (my 23 inch wooden school paddle with holes) and taking it up to the penthouse suites and then being soundly spanked with it by SpankingJoe. Next time we need to do more than ten because quite honestly, it was beautiful and rather art like in the way you used my favorite implement.

Seeing Adelina put in the corner where she belongs and her going there willingly finally understanding her place and accepting it.

All the totally awesome banter and antics with my super wonderful friends. Cuddling on the bed with them. Watching munchkin and Kat carry out a distraction plan to be able to pull up an embarrassing picture of Publikk. Receiving spankings with the Jokari from Publikk and insisting that he refer to the Jokari as “My Precious.” Having Publikk try out munchkin’s totally awesome paddle on me, I’m totally envious and definitely will be stalking that vendor’s ebay store until he puts up another one. Being distracted by munchkin’s crotch during one of the times I was on the receiving end of the Jokari. Being flogged by “Mistress Munchkin” I am in awe of your skillz and RG should definitely fear them. Staying up until 3 am with some of the most important people in my world.

Sunday:

Deciding to wait until the very last minute to start our trek back home.

Hanging out with SpankingJoe for the majority of the day and being able to experience his handy work first hand for a second time that weekend.

Experiencing a first. Being over someone's knee while he's singing "This little red light of mine, I'm going to let it shine." SJ, you're truly a unique individual!

Asking a newly made acquaintance for a huge favor and for that favor being obliged in such a way I almost lack the words to describe my gratitude.

The worst part of the weekend was having to leave and make my way home. I am so happy to have been able to meet some a couple of people that I hope I will be able to add to my long term friends list. One in particular stands out and I truly hope communication lines stay open and that we keep in touch. It’s rather rare that people make such an impression on me. My standards for such impression making are rather high and when some comes along with such presence and character it’s hoped that a friendship will grow and develop from such a meeting.

I do have goals for next year:

Be more diligent in making sure I get at least one spanking from Mike T.

Amp up my belly dance performance. Shimmies will be coming next time!!

Get spanked by someone wearing a plastic helmet with a spinning light on the top with a siren going. I am feeling a First Responder role play developing!